THE ex BIRTHDAY BOY aka aloysius






retarded dickson.

melissa has a plaster on her forehead. hah. look at innpoh's face. woohoo. alright. mine isnt that good either.














i went out for nothn today.
skipped cca. went j8, there, above. the ice kacang aloysius bought was.... rotten. stupid mangoes. supposed to go hme but luckily super gongz saved me by asking if i wana go her hse. and off i went! dickson and soonheng bought bd boy a lighter. wa lao. siao ding dong. WHYYYYYY. and melissa and i cant keep it for him, cause he refused. BAD BOY, IT"S BAD FOR YOU. or rather, bad boy, it's good for you. since he, the BAD boy, does the opposite. he's so not gona read this anw.
i had fun waching funney videos at gongz's place. 'silent library','hard gay' and part 1 of some korean show. its nice. she's gona burn the whole show for me. ahhahaha. right gongz? you better. since i bought a belt from you. you cheat my money. 2nd hand goods supposed to be half price or below okkkkk. mannnnnn.
then i went to date my father. he came to fetch me and he brought me to our dating place. tpy stadium. such a great accomplishment. my face blushed when i reached home. its because of the run la goon. not because i dated my father. pple running all around me motivates me. thanks people at tpy stadium today. the young the middle-aged and the old. thanks a lot.
shld i go for chalet tmr? there's cca at 7am on fri. knssss. and i promised i reli promised not to be late. iyah. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
tell me. shld i? and shld i shower tmr? and shld i bring my own toothpaste? i shall share. im gona stink on fri. smell me inno pple.
cheerio.

JOKE OF THE DAY : GUO YIXIU




















ok kidding. she pissed me off by putting my camera in a small pile of rubbish and i threatened to put up her white lips photo on my blog. but even if she din piss me off i wld have done the same. hah. white lipstick rox.

innpoh was the main person today. happy?

i realised there's no serene in my cam. o fortunately! joking la peer. shall get others to send me the other ridiculous photos over then i'll post it up alrite peer.

as in innpoh's msg, we had a pretty much aimless and motiveless day today. I DIN CATCH MY MOVIE DAMNIT! many things happened. we saw john aka rain. john is a fictional name created by serene. but that guy really really looks like rain! ah damn, din get a photo of him. totally regretted it.

o cathleen was wearing a shirt with a hole in the back. ahahhahah. wana smell/hear my burp? iyah. my burp no small la. ok?

joan went home the happiest today. since she got receipts from this couple at vivo who spent about 300 bucks on this day itself; changed them for sun yan zi's concert ticketsssss. 2 tiks to be exact. wa thanks to me sia. treat? or mp3 will do. o and serene? what i want for christmas is a mp3. ok? hah. my good pal!

mrted back home with 3 lamers. analying some advertisement in the train. hah. but it was fun. discovering who the hero in the family is scientifically at the science centre. well done yixiu. then, we were thinking where wld we be in 2060? isit? stupid answers. space/sea/flats and we drifted off to end of the world. we are cim people get it clear.

i couldnt rmb thngs we toked or what we did today clearly and there were too many funney and crazy stuff. i hate baked rice. ok upload more photos and maybe more precise acc of today later on.

for now, im going thru my campfire songs. then snd them to christabel. i wan camp. i wan campfire. i wana sing songs. i wana run around the fire. i wana go crazy. please?


cheerio. 

i shall be good and update my blog.

tag replies

joan: hah. realised still haven tel you what's that white dot. erm. it's a tiny light on the steps of some place. ahaha. find out yourself. and... how to do the private entries thng? my blogger is in chi holy cow.


sookchan: you know when i change to wma, some files get bigger or smaller by a lil. damnit. isit the software prob? i think im giving up on my mp3 for now, although my parents are WILLING to get me one! my mother was in kaypoh club since birth.


dickson: eh! how didja know i wanted to say your stupid? smart ass. see? your not stupid anymore, stupid. worried for you getting hurt? o no way. kns. you left with all the weird inno tasks for us to settle. we're worried you might be worried. kiddin.


poh: o. so you have private entries huuh. what didja write about me? i think i can guess. "today tzeeee did not coem and meet me at 345 at cityhall" ; "today she was uber late. knn." isit? i think you better not tell me. i definitely will be hurt. anw, SORRY.


Drake: why didja call me babe, babe? babe is the pig in the city. i prefer TZE YIN. bud i was happy for a moment. AND I MISS YOUR LONG FRINGE, the one i said suits you. you know?


sharon: o thanks thanks for complimenting me. i blushed a lil. thanks once again! in case otehrs who are readin this duno what im toking about, sharon said im cute. but wait. your definition of cute isnt the typical definition of.. cute. rite?


jer: o. you pass the emo bug to me man. al your blog's fault. HAH! nah. kiddin. i just feel down suddenly at times. thinkin too much? o anw, i suddenly rmb i shld start muggin. thanks to your name. your name sounds like a mugger's name. you're just a mugger to me. hah.


Next
i spent a long time replying tags. i think i typed too much.

today was walking and shuttle bus-ing day.

first up,

outram park-shuttle bused to SGH. (i almost slept there)

- shuttle bused back
jurong east mall-eat
jurong east neighbourhood-met auntie to bring us to a shop.
jurong east-IMM (it was farrrrrrr, because we walked. MY FIRST TIME THERE)
- shuttle bused to jurong east mrt
chinatown-OG(many told me for old people.hahaha), people's park. (really many 'in' stuff there sia. and i saw a really hot girl there.)

ok back home.


im starting to love the shop 'diva'. so far i know there's one at IMM and another at marina sq. anywhre else? i shld have bought the 4 necklaces i saw there, cause they will be all paid by my mother. damn. im regretting now. i wana turn back time.


my sister and i learnt many new words recently. it all started with 'vile louse'. ok. it cant be used together. but since at that time she din noe what was the meaning, i could combine them together. hah. ok in the end, she found out. then she called me cicada and i called her daft....emaciated....( she tot i din noe what's gutsy and hoodlum. chey! what a hoodlum.).... and i forgot the other words. hah. STM. really. then we played scrabble. i can really fall aslp i tell you. play with me and you will noe. scrabble dun allow me to learn new words at all. all i put on the board was "we", "they"."son","tin","roe"... and all the 3-lettered word. never had i out down a 5 lettered word before. i hate scrabble. i love daidee. ahhahahaha. ok. but i keep gettin beaten by a PRIMARY 5 BOY. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. im always the loser. sucks.


i needa mug ASAP. i told myself last sun. and then today. but to no avail. im not gona be a last minute kid anymore. ok. not looking for job no more. muggin starts from... sat onwards. SAT. pple, you must motivate and remind me. ok? thanks in advance.


anyone want to invite me to celebrate christmas with them? you can invite me anywhere, be it your house or outside on chi new yr as well. ok? i cant celebrate with my family. dun ask. if you know don't say. hah. im taking a long time to type this entry. time to end off and crack my knuckles.


cheerio.

you know what?

i need another blog.

a private blog.

i cant say all i want here.

the words may be too hurtful for some.

then again,

i might as well don't blog.

right?

i must be hiding too many things inside me.

too many,

way too many.

i want happiness,

more happiness.

but then,

who doesn't have problems?

o gosh.

denial.

me?

o yes.

im actually awake at 8.25am. to be precise, i woke up at 6.34am. good? i bet i'll sleep early tonite. the reason for this rare phenomenon is because im going to the hospital. a choice i can make. and i want to. not for myself. but for somebody else. hah. now i know i actually have such strong determination. hah.


later in the day i'll be going for a job interview. they better hire me. innpoh's coming along. gongz and jerlyn? i don't think so. liars....... hah. o im hungry and my ham is coming up. yippeeee.


evryone having a fun time durin the hols? o haven start any work. not yet printed gp hw yet. mann. im such a loser and tortoise.


bye.

A flat caught fire this afternoon about 4 pm. i could see it from my house. smoke coming out from the kitchen. part of the roof got affected and became black. it's about 2km away from my view.

does that sound like a report? ah crap. but it's true. the news is true! i even took a photo. lazy to upload thou. my mother went to be a kaypoh downstairs, yes just to look at the smoke and people and fire engine and police etcetc. But she was able to come hme with the whole story! pro. an advanced kaypoh. the thng is, nobody was at home when the fire started caused by the aircon pipe. burnt rubber could be smelt by neighbours at about 2 plus. so 2 hrs later there was fire. quite a loooong time is it? the WHOLE FLAT was burnt. black. chao ta. goodness. my mother said when the owner comes back, he's gona get the shock of his life and faint. omg imagine buying a new flat just because of a pipe. i'll sink into depression.


i got curious how my mother got to find out about all this stuff and so i asked. ok. and i found out. she saw a grp of poeple talking, i imagined a group of aunties ya, holding plastic bags and maybe one of them has a mole on their face. so, she went to pop over to that group and listened, like a super kaypoh. yes, imaginable? she heard a lil'. THEN, she saw another group and so she popped over again to listen; she got the whole story! o how wonderful! tt happened in like 10 minutes? now i know where i get my kaypoh genes from. my father just laid around in the house, cant be bothered.


then, off we went to crystal jade, aunty's treat. DAMN FULL. if it werent for the small 2nd bowl of rice, my stomach wld still be grumbling like mad. MAD. the stupid flat fish cost 56 bucks. ask the fish go and die. its damn flat. meat on only one side. dont order fish when your out. jsut meat will do. fish outside is costly. ok now i know. i wenta see my zen. o o o o o!!!!! it kept staring at me. after we all elft the shop, my aunty suddenly wanted to pull me in back again, really hard. she's damn strong. but im stronger ahahha. she act wanted to buy the zen for me.... O..............how great..... but of course, me being kind and not those who takes advantage of others and being selfless, not greedy etcetc, i rejected. and the whole scene looked like she's trying to force me to buy somthing i really dont want to or she's trying to kidnap me. it was kinda in the middle of the path too. o i love my aunty so.


when can i start working?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. swisotel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! trying out 2 more jobs. i mean job interviews. yes. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY. MONEY.


nite.

first up, at vivo..






I WASNT WEARING A WAISTPOUCH BUT A BELTTTTT. that was to innpoh.


guess what! not a star. ask me ask me!













there were supposed to be 6 people. bud this guy names aloysius cant, due to an acceptable reason. but still, i will wish HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY JASMIN AND ALOYSIUS; TO INNPOH in advance! yayyyyy. your welcomed, for your presentsssssssssssssssssssss. wa lao. paid 6 people's presents today. grrr. er but it's ok la. you guys are my friends. hah.

towned afta vivo to see blue starssssssss. stupid thing dickson did to me and innpoh. jasmin and melissa were so damn lucky la. argh. i wish NOT to say. but i wana go blue starssss again. to lie and sleep and to see couples around doing stuff.

o and we saw sookchan at cine. sooo unfriendly. dickson and innpoh agree? rite rite? o man im damn hungry now.

i wana get my swissotel job. gimme gimme! gimme the $$$$$$$$$$. o the security guard has a sense of humour. qt lame thou. he wanted us to join security dept with him. hahhaha. alrite. babies coming tmr! i mean to my house. yayyyy. cant wait.

nite!

Can anyone get into msn messenger now?!?! apparently i cant. grr. i downloaded teh vista pack 5.5. can smeone tel me the features? i cant find a lot you know.

i went to school late today, some will say "as usual..". i think my alarm sucks. it's too lousy cause it cant wake me up. but on the otherhand, it rocks. hah. i can sleep longer. ok den cca time. i did nothing at all. really nothing. wearing contacts sucks. but i have so many leftovers. ok i shall wear them at hme. so no one can comment on my eyebags. go away man.


job interview turned out quite suay for innpoh and me. hah. tmr we will go again! and i want to take the ID photo. she took it and omg it was fun! ahha. must try the fun shot. 6 bucks thou. mann. o and i saw my creative zen. ahhhhh. im gona buy it. $175. ok wait for me. im gona dream bout it.


ok and no more suay stuff. met vanessa ta pass her her cd..... and she laughed at me. i know. dont lie. i wana be as burnt as peiqi. hah. is she gona read this? hmm. O! i saw this pillowcase which has pictures of a girl and a guy. i mean on separate pillowcases. they are both lying on bed covered in blanket with only their heads popping out. and smthn else were popping out. for the girl, it was the 2 breasts so u can see two humps on the white blanket. for the guy, it's the kuku la. damn nice. im gona buy for smeone. smeone. just wait and see. hah.


and cathleen actually bought her prom dress oredi. omg la. mayb i shloud buy it now too. erm but that's after i get my zen and that again after i start working and actually get real money. that is, if i don't quit la. i don't want disgusting boss. PLEASE HIRE ME.


i give up on the phillips epilator. im shaving. haha. don't look at my legs ok? schol tmr! i wonder how im gona wake up. o nvm i will because my father's gona slap me to wake up. im serious. yay. ok hungry. dinner! smebody msg my sister so she wun bother me saying she's bored cause no one replies fast enough for her on her NEW HP. it's wayyy better than me ya. gross. nvm.


mp3, here i come!!


BYEEEEE

sore throat gone

itcy throat gone

phlegm gone



flu and lil' cough's here.

what next?

choi.


i wan my hair back.

i wan my life back.


im wondering,

where's grandma now?

tag replies
dickson : influence what? the stupidity? eeee yucks man.
mel: when didja tag? give evidence. i tink u wenta tag ur own board. o! did u noe dickson samantha were in ps too? and i came shortly after that! ahh missed the chance of seeing me. poor thing.
poh, sookchan: wa lao what kinda friends are you al? arent you guys damn thick skin too? grr.
shaomin: i think i might be going tmr! TOMORROW! will msg you again. duno how to go.


today
went skoo. pw. come to think of it, we did nothn much. hah. juz practised script and went off. o and we wenta friendster. saw some disturbing photos. hahaha. i think one of tanny's photos is disturbing to me. REMOVE IT. i was looking thru the OP schedule and innpoh came over to look too. she touched smthn wet on the paper and immediately she went : "eeee tze yin! ur saliva!!" yuck la innpoh! its not my freakin saliva! if it's my saliva there wun be a pool of it on the table! IT"S SWEAT!!!!!!! innpoh made me feel so dirty and un-womanly.

anw i came hme to see my skinny sister wenta play badminton with her friend. i bought ice cream and bread with my mother. so fun. and waited for her to buy ehr 4-D. so fun. yucks i must be mad. yea then i ate my lunch-dinner. napped. sister toked reli loud and there were sme ah lian music playing from the telephone. damn irritatin. almost wanted to shout but i just hecked. woke up and i got really scared of OP tmr. come to think of it, it isnt scary at al. just present wad i had to present then answer sme qns yes? den it'll be al over in 1 hr's time! bud individually, it's onli bout 10 mins.

i wana work soon. reli!!!!!!! after tmr, im.... er, i will feel much better and not freeeee cause there's stil j2 and hol hw and the disgusting gp stuff i have to do.

ok dinner now.


nite.

- Get Your Own



i think this is the best yes?

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O gosh its been a loooong time.

o my family's going out without me tmr. damn mean. bud im stil going out. to...... cityhall! sookchan's favourite place. hah.



TODAY

geog lecture..... slept woke slept woke slept woke.... then...

SWAM! with vanessa. ok today wasnt really suay. dere was slight slight slight and i mean slight drizzle in the beginning, then gone. but still, no sun. bout 1 plus, the sun came out! woohoo. but she kept wanting to eat. eeeeeyer. o and there was this chikopek there at the deep pool. yuck la. actually dun really know if he's chikopek maybe not. but he kept looking at girls swimming, maybe guys too. later on he was in his own world. I DIN GED A TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn disgusting. when can i get a real tan. hey. but wads the use rite. after a few weeks i'll be white again. like duno who said, im a white crockroach. must be joan. so mean. o yea then wenta eat HOKKIEN MEEEE!!!! bla bla and hme. playground with dania and alisha. aha. damn fun. REALLY.


just received a bad news. the father of two children, one in sec skoo, one in pri skoo, just passed away. and their mother? passed away last year. i was really shocked when i realised who they are how they look like and all. i duno the people in my block well. just today i walked pass the funeral area downstairs. i saw the photograph. i tot it was a woman. actually i should have seen closer. what are the children supposed to do now. i duno why but im feeling their pain. their sadness. as if i know they are crying in their sleep while im typing this entry. i used to see them in the lift. in the morning. while gling to school. o and he look so healthy. so strong. the children are just so damn obedient. im serious. funeral afta funeral. everytime i walk hme via farrer park way and when i see and walk under the empty area below my block, i'll just ged depressed. i...... daaaaaaaaaa.


im tired oredi. o anw jerlyn's church concert was funfunfun! jumped and danced. cg's nice. bud no more church outing now for me i think. im jsut like that. im feeling disgusting and disgustin and digust and what am i talking. ah rest welll evryone.


NITE.